ByHarry Bathwater
In a thinly veiled threat to Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney shot a man this weekend.
Apparently the Vice President, an avid hunter and outdoorsman, wanted to clean the man himself and was already calling his taxidermist when an aide informed Mr Cheney that the victim, Mr Harry Whittington a lawyer and campaign contributor was still alive.
According to sources the Vice President angrily shouted “Do you have any idea how much a lawyer would be worth?”
One source told us that Mr Cheney had already telephoned his wife and told her to move the moose head currently hanging over the billiard table.
The White House delayed reporting the incident to the press for more than 24 hours to make sure that Mr Whittington survived the shooting and to give Mr Cheney time to get the proper license just in case.
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