The world is heading in a very dangerous direction due to the conflicting beliefs of competing religious fictions. Atheism is the only salvation. I therefore call upon atheists everywhere to join with me in spreading the good news that God is a myth, there is no such thing as the Devil and that no one ever burns in hell. It’s all just great big crock.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Three Brazilian soldiers killed.
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush
that three Brazilian soldiers were killed during the night.
To everyone's amazement all of the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, his head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"
(Thanks to Keith for this)
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Fucking hilarious!!!! gotta remember that one . . . a brazillion . . .
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