I just want to blaspheme.

I have given some thought recently to the concept of blasphemous language and as a result I would just like to say “Fuck Jesus up his own ass”

Does this now mean I’m going to hell?

If so then god is a vindictive bastard who should not be in charge of bag of dead rats let alone a whole universe.

Blaspheming is good.

Try it now. Say with me “God is a wanker and Jesus is a toss pot”