Join the Harry Bathwater School of Reality Based Thinking

By
Harry Bathwater

Do you constantly worry about the afterlife?

Are you consumed with guilt over the smallest little thing?

Is most of your day spent hating other people?

Join the Harry Bathwater School of Reality Based Thinking today and step from the shadows of oppressive dogma into the glorious sunlight of reality.

You will learn new wonders such as: God is a myth, there is no heaven and hell and the devil is simply a bogeyman used to frighten you into behaving how someone else wants you to behave.

You will rejoice in a new understanding of the world that doesn’t rely on faith in implausible fictions but instead revels in a new world of reality based wonder.
A world of fantastic possibilities for you and your entire family to enjoy.

Watch as the shackles of theistic dogma melt away in just a few short weeks leaving you free to marvel at the real wonders of the world.

Gaze in aw at the true science behind (the workings of) such things as gravity, procreation and free thought.

As you shrug off the heavy cloak of guilt and walk in the sunshine of reality you will enjoy life anew, as a person who no longer allows themselvs to be bludgeoned into a belief system designed to scare and oppress.

You will want to laugh at your former friends as they squirm in anguish trying to live a life devoid of true understanding and meaning but you should pity them and try to help them achieve a true view of the world.

You will be able to walk down the street with your head held high knowing that, no longer are you at the mercy of an illogical belief system that relies upon untruths and fear to perpetuate itself.

No longer will you be held hostage to the writings in a book of fiction written centuries ago before science had explained the true workings of the world.

No longer will you spend your days fretting over tiny perceived infractions of someone else’s moral code.

So why wait? Call the Harry Bathwater School of Reality Based Thinking and start you new life as a rational, free thinking adult now.